What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?